Kellie (fightinjesuit) wrote in thedork_brigade,

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Name- Kellie
Location- I´m studying in Mexico right now but normally I hail from Seattle... what-what!
Birthday (Year required)- 10-05-84
Astrological sign- Libra


1- Smashing Pumpkins
2- Old 97´s
3- Ramones
4- Radiohead
5- Jim Brickman
6- Foreigner
7- Doors

1- Pulp Fiction
2- The Silence of the Lambs
3- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
4- SLC Punk
5- Labyrinth

Day of the week- Uh... I don´t really have one... I could explain why I think all seven days have their perks and downsides but no one would want to read it.
80’s hair metal band- Scorpions!!!!
Color- I always thought it was green, but I wear blue an awful lot
TV show- I don´t really watch tv but... when I do it´s usually the History Channel or something.
CD- The Forrest Gump soundtrack, which is actually two CDs, but eh.
All time favorite song- Lynyrd Skynyrd "Freebird" ... hezzeck yeah.
Favorite song of the week- Def Leppard "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Depressing song/band- Old 97´s "Valentine" (it´s a lonely lonely feelin´ when your Valentine is wrong)
Boy/girl in a band- David Bowie... wow that man can control a crowd.
Singer´s voice- Billy Corgan´s


Abortion- Any woman should have the right to one, ESPECIALLY if she´s been violated. If the condom broke or something, or if she can´t afford it or something, she should be able to get an abortion if she wants it... but she´d better start taking the pill so it doesn´t happen again.
Animal Rights- It would be interesting if, like cigarettes with cancer warning labels, there was a note on the product that said, "This lipstick was repeatedly jabbed in a rabbit´s eye!" ... as for my opinion... Animals do have rights, but as long as they are at the mercy of humans, they will never get their voices heard (so to speak).
Vegan/ Vegetarian- That takes some serious dedication. I, for one, am too weak to overcome the call of a sensuous aroma of a steaming, spicy sausage. *drooool*
Smoking- Gross gross gross. I don´t mind if my friends do it, but it´s definitely not for me.

Pick one:

MTV/ MTV2- Ugh, do I have to? Wait, MT2 actually plays music, right? (Again I don´t watch tv very much so I don´t know)
I love the 80’s/ I love the 70’s- Hey man, I was MADE in the 80s.
Kenan/ Kel- Kel, because he looooves orange soda.
Big Pete/ Little Pete/ Petunia- Petunia, because she´s always there when Little Pete needs to talk. (Okay, so I DID used to watch a lot of tv back in the day. *feels sheepish*)
Scarves/ hats- Scarves... my hair is so thick I can´t find any hats that fit me.
Gloves/ mittens- Gloves... I ski a lot in the winter and it´s hard to get things out of your pockets with mittens.
Mixed CD’s/ mixed tapes- Mixed CDs, ´cause CD-Rs are cheaper.
Chocolate milk/ Strawberry milk- Chocolate makes me happy.
Peaches/ Bananas- Ooooh. Hmmm... Bananas I guess, ´cause they´re soft and comforting.
Porn/ no porn :(- Well... I like "porn" with class, like Victoria´s Secret.


1-Have you ever yelled at a teacher/professor? - Yeah, I actually yelled at my professor at the Mexican university I´m at right now... we just finished the quarter, and I got an A- in her class, even though she´d given me A´s on all our essays and exams. Grrrrr!!!!
1a- did you cry afterwards- No... I was just really really angry. I wanted my 4.0 :P

2- Tell us a story that you have heard about yourself when you were a baby (a fun one): Hah okay. I was at the grocery store with my mom, and I was just learning how to talk. We were in the "party" aisle with napkins and tablecloths and silverware and all that good stuff. I saw a package of forks and, recognizing the objects and the name to match but still not having mastered the delicate art of pronunciation, began to squeal excitedly, "Fuck! Fuck, mommy, fuck!!!" and my mom had to explain to astonished bystanders that I was actually trying to say "fork."

3- What was the last thing you read? - John Steinbeck East of Eden. Awesome.

4- What’s your secret life goal that you’re too embarrassed to tell anyone else? - I´m going to write a play... and it´s going to be good!

5- What’s the band that got you into the type of music that you listen to? - I made the leap from New Kids on the Block to Smashing Pumpkins.

6- What’s the worst vacation you’ve ever been on? - Puerto Vallarta with my family... yeah, sounds cool, but it´s so freaking touristy and expensive... plus my mom thought she could speak Spanish and told a cab driver I was pregnant.

7- Did you get married in Kindergarten? - No, but I knew a girl who married her dog. There was a reception and everything.
7a- What was their name? - Hannah, I think? Can´t remember the groom´s name.

8- Best concert experience? - Bumbershoot 2003. I don´t know if anyone is from Seattle, but in late fall there is a huge three-day music festival downtown and last year´s totally ROCKED. Especially since I had just gotten my wisdom teeth out and... well, it´s a long story.

9- Where does most of your money get spent? - On computer parts or going out to dinner.

10- Give an example of your dorkiness - I built my own computer. Man, you can save SO much money doing that, people. I´m tellin´ ya.


This is my friend Birch and I fighting to the death on an ancient gladiatorial sacrificial altar at the pyramids in Teotihuacán (north of Mexico City).

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